Spam

I have a strange fascination with Spam, its something that really intrigues me. I felt like I just had to post the following bit of spam I received. It didn't ask me to click to verify my bank account details, there was no attachment (with a virus) and it doesn't seem to be trying to sell me anything. It appears to be a combination of random sentences taken from Wikipedia.

It makes so little sense that it actually made me smile.

"After we wrote it, we thought it sounds just like a Blake Shelton song. Also Puerto Cabello was at that time under Dutch control. It is simply a short length of material worn around the thighs rather like a sarong."